State of Stress

I've said I don't like writing, and I'll probably say it again because that's what I do- repeat myself. There are a few kinds of writing I particularly dislike [doing]:

1) Shonen Ai. Like to read, don't like to write. Damned peer pressure.
2) Straight Introspection. Don't even like to read, usually. Stylistically the weakest genre of fiction because OMG SO MUCH FECKING EXPOSITION T_T.
3) Anything original, because I don't like to write but do like to imitate. Secretly I am a monkey with an internet connection.

I'd tack some cool links onto this, but they'd mostly be from auster and you'd have more fun just scrolling through her journal for them. Ah, what the heck:

Proof that God wants you to vote Democrat. I love you, V.
LJ is not an acurate reflection of the world at large. Dude, that is so totally skewed.
What if the whole world could vote in US Presidential election? Undoubtedly even more skewed, but amusing.


DN Fanfiction - Nighttime At the Office
( L Introspective for kidinair, to be rewritten until it sucks marginally less )