Been Playing Twilight Princess

( Short Fanfiction: Link and Skelleton Knight, a Bond Between Men )

I tried to keep it short so that lame description would not overwhelm the equally lame punchline, but with a punchline that lame there's only so much you can do. Lame, lame, lame, lame. (Has anyone ever written anything for these games that wasn't lame? Besides Becky, I mean.)

( Man vs Dragon, An Epic Battle )

Put that way, the fight sounds like it could be exciting, but when you actually play it's:

Point, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B. Point, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B, Z-target, B. Point, Z-target, B. A! A A A!

Repeat.

Most boring boss battle ever.

( Miscellaneous Other Things )