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sub_dividedAs seen in Yasmin's journal, Works-in-progress meme:
UNPOSTED
Death Note post-Kira future fic
OC Girl:* is chosen as a Bride of Kira in true creepy post-apocalypse sex-cult fashion*
OC Boy: *swears to rescue his older sister*
Subdee: *balks at the sheer volume of perverted sexual tension in this fic*
Subdee: plus, didn't I get this plot from Legend of the Galactic Heroes?
OC Boy and Girl: YOU DID NOT, WE WERE HERE FIRST.
(This fic is SO OLD.)
Mushishi fic
OC Girl: *is mysteriously bruised*
OC Girl: *is also a new bride*
OC villagers: but this is Mushishi, we don't even know the words for "domestic abuse"!
Ginko: I do, because I'm the only Post-Modern Individual here
Ginko: but it's not domestic abuse, it's a mushi.
Subdee: *is getting bored just thinking about it omg*
Hunter x Hunter, Over the Mountain
OC Woman: DO YOU EVEN WRITE IN-SERIES CHARACTERS ANYMORE
OC Woman: I mean, hello, I'm a thinly-disguised Edith Durham from High Albania
Plot: *is also thinly disguised*
OC Woman: I'm writing a travelogue. I've always wanted to visit the City of the Shooting Star, is anyone willing to take me?
OC Woman: I have lots of $$$.
No one: *raises their hands*
OC Woman: What, no one?
Subdee: Does this even count as Hunter x Hunter fic?
Naruto, A Ninja Walks Into a Bar
Kankuro: *walks into a bar*
Karkuro: Ow!
Subdee: *is twelve*
Angst-filled talk with bartender: happens!
Sand-sibling fluff ambush: also happens!
Subdee: Not even I buy that ending.
Naruto, Shikamaru/Temari snark fic for lynxlady
Shikamara: Stop that.
Temari: Stop what?
Shikamaru: You know, that.
Temari: I have no idea what you're talking about. *smirks*
Subdee: This is neither funny nor hot, moving along.
Naruto KakaSasu Hypnosis Porn for darkeyedwolf
Kakashi: You're really horny, you know.
Sasuke: S-shut up, I'm not.
Kakashi: Oh, no, you really are. *uses sharingan hypnosis*
Sasuke: slkdjfsdjf
Sasuke: uhh. uhhhhhhh. ...are you going to untie me?
Kakashi: No.
Subdee: Hypnosis is the ultimate squick kink.
Subdee: Because no one under hyponosis does anything they really don't want to.
Subdee: Therefore all hypnosis sex is by definition consensual and, conscience appeased, we are free to revel in our own perversity.
Initial D, Ryousuke/Takumi
Takumi: Er, this is my house, it's really small, er, probably not at all what you're used to...
Ryousuke: *looking at Takumi* It's charming.
Takumi: ...anyway, why don't I make some tea or something.
Ryousuke: I think the author has a tea fetish.
Takumi: Really?
Subdee: I do not!
Ryousuke: I think you do.
Subdee: Do not!
Takumi: Er. Guys?
(A/N: I do have a tea fetish. I mean. Sometimes you're writing long, awkward or complicated conversation, and you know you need something to break up the dialogue so that it does not become three consecutive pages of "he said, she said" (or more commonly in my case, "he said, he said"). I write tea for the same reason people drink it, it's something to do.)
The Rest
Two more Mushishi plots with too many original characters: exist
Death Note story about how Ukita died: exists, but only barely
Naruto story where Sasuke and Naruto beat each other bloody: likewise.
Avatar fic about when the Fire Nation attacked the South Pole: is already described in chapter 3 of "Wind and Rain"
Naruto Albanian Mountain Bandit AU: isn’t even outlined ugh
POSTED
Less Than Ideal
Naruto: I'm not going to be a girl until the end of this fic, am I?
Subdee: Maybe.
Naruto: Because the only thing I hate more than that is randomly turning into the Kyubi just to get around bad plotting. You aren't going to do that, are you?
Subdee: Maybe.
Naruto: Maybe my ass! ...wait. You told![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evil_muffin there would be Itachi/Naruto in this, didn't you? Didn’t you?!?!
Subdee: Maybe.
Naruto: OH GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
This fic: *will never be finished*
Scenes of the Marriage of Sasuke and Hinate Uchiha
Sasuke: *is a bastard*
Hinata: *is a doormat*
Wedding Scene: *is technically domestic abuse*
Subdee: *feels sick*
This fic: *still gets the most comments on ff.net*
Untitled Twelve Kingdoms fic
Subdee: *feels really bad about this one*
Subdee: I lost the outline.
OC Man: *silence*
OC Man: ...*philosophically* Well, I was really more a collection of random attributes than a personality anyway.
Subdee: So you don’t mind?
OC Man: Nah, not really. By the way, what's you address?
Subdee: 502 South Main Street. Why?
OC Man: SO I CAN KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
Tezuka --> Hermione/Sasuke, L/Tezuka, Tezuka/Misa, Tezuka/Touya crackfic set at Hogwarts (Ryouma and Shindou also make appearances)
Subdee: *reasonably* Well, it feels like since I already wrote out and posted the plot, there's really no need to actually write the story.
Readers: ...
Readers: DOT. DOT. DOT.
Subdee: Sorry?
It's true, though. Once I post something here, even if it's only a two-sentence description, I really don't feel the need to actually write it out. This is implies all sorts of really horrible things for the WIPs that made it into this meme, now that I think about it...
(Sorry! I'm sorry!)
Two more things!
1. Viaannnimeee:
Save streaming video from youtube, google video, etc using this site
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2. [Poll #697408]
UNPOSTED
Death Note post-Kira future fic
OC Girl:* is chosen as a Bride of Kira in true creepy post-apocalypse sex-cult fashion*
OC Boy: *swears to rescue his older sister*
Subdee: *balks at the sheer volume of perverted sexual tension in this fic*
Subdee: plus, didn't I get this plot from Legend of the Galactic Heroes?
OC Boy and Girl: YOU DID NOT, WE WERE HERE FIRST.
(This fic is SO OLD.)
Mushishi fic
OC Girl: *is mysteriously bruised*
OC Girl: *is also a new bride*
OC villagers: but this is Mushishi, we don't even know the words for "domestic abuse"!
Ginko: I do, because I'm the only Post-Modern Individual here
Ginko: but it's not domestic abuse, it's a mushi.
Subdee: *is getting bored just thinking about it omg*
Hunter x Hunter, Over the Mountain
OC Woman: DO YOU EVEN WRITE IN-SERIES CHARACTERS ANYMORE
OC Woman: I mean, hello, I'm a thinly-disguised Edith Durham from High Albania
Plot: *is also thinly disguised*
OC Woman: I'm writing a travelogue. I've always wanted to visit the City of the Shooting Star, is anyone willing to take me?
OC Woman: I have lots of $$$.
No one: *raises their hands*
OC Woman: What, no one?
Subdee: Does this even count as Hunter x Hunter fic?
Naruto, A Ninja Walks Into a Bar
Kankuro: *walks into a bar*
Karkuro: Ow!
Subdee: *is twelve*
Angst-filled talk with bartender: happens!
Sand-sibling fluff ambush: also happens!
Subdee: Not even I buy that ending.
Naruto, Shikamaru/Temari snark fic for lynxlady
Shikamara: Stop that.
Temari: Stop what?
Shikamaru: You know, that.
Temari: I have no idea what you're talking about. *smirks*
Subdee: This is neither funny nor hot, moving along.
Naruto KakaSasu Hypnosis Porn for darkeyedwolf
Kakashi: You're really horny, you know.
Sasuke: S-shut up, I'm not.
Kakashi: Oh, no, you really are. *uses sharingan hypnosis*
Sasuke: slkdjfsdjf
Sasuke: uhh. uhhhhhhh. ...are you going to untie me?
Kakashi: No.
Subdee: Hypnosis is the ultimate squick kink.
Subdee: Because no one under hyponosis does anything they really don't want to.
Subdee: Therefore all hypnosis sex is by definition consensual and, conscience appeased, we are free to revel in our own perversity.
Initial D, Ryousuke/Takumi
Takumi: Er, this is my house, it's really small, er, probably not at all what you're used to...
Ryousuke: *looking at Takumi* It's charming.
Takumi: ...anyway, why don't I make some tea or something.
Ryousuke: I think the author has a tea fetish.
Takumi: Really?
Subdee: I do not!
Ryousuke: I think you do.
Subdee: Do not!
Takumi: Er. Guys?
(A/N: I do have a tea fetish. I mean. Sometimes you're writing long, awkward or complicated conversation, and you know you need something to break up the dialogue so that it does not become three consecutive pages of "he said, she said" (or more commonly in my case, "he said, he said"). I write tea for the same reason people drink it, it's something to do.)
The Rest
Two more Mushishi plots with too many original characters: exist
Death Note story about how Ukita died: exists, but only barely
Naruto story where Sasuke and Naruto beat each other bloody: likewise.
Avatar fic about when the Fire Nation attacked the South Pole: is already described in chapter 3 of "Wind and Rain"
Naruto Albanian Mountain Bandit AU: isn’t even outlined ugh
POSTED
Less Than Ideal
Naruto: I'm not going to be a girl until the end of this fic, am I?
Subdee: Maybe.
Naruto: Because the only thing I hate more than that is randomly turning into the Kyubi just to get around bad plotting. You aren't going to do that, are you?
Subdee: Maybe.
Naruto: Maybe my ass! ...wait. You told
evil_muffin there would be Itachi/Naruto in this, didn't you? Didn’t you?!?!Subdee: Maybe.
Naruto: OH GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
This fic: *will never be finished*
Scenes of the Marriage of Sasuke and Hinate Uchiha
Sasuke: *is a bastard*
Hinata: *is a doormat*
Wedding Scene: *is technically domestic abuse*
Subdee: *feels sick*
This fic: *still gets the most comments on ff.net*
Untitled Twelve Kingdoms fic
Subdee: *feels really bad about this one*
Subdee: I lost the outline.
OC Man: *silence*
OC Man: ...*philosophically* Well, I was really more a collection of random attributes than a personality anyway.
Subdee: So you don’t mind?
OC Man: Nah, not really. By the way, what's you address?
Subdee: 502 South Main Street. Why?
OC Man: SO I CAN KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
Tezuka --> Hermione/Sasuke, L/Tezuka, Tezuka/Misa, Tezuka/Touya crackfic set at Hogwarts (Ryouma and Shindou also make appearances)
Subdee: *reasonably* Well, it feels like since I already wrote out and posted the plot, there's really no need to actually write the story.
Readers: ...
Readers: DOT. DOT. DOT.
Subdee: Sorry?
It's true, though. Once I post something here, even if it's only a two-sentence description, I really don't feel the need to actually write it out. This is implies all sorts of really horrible things for the WIPs that made it into this meme, now that I think about it...
(Sorry! I'm sorry!)
Two more things!
1. Via
annnimeee:Save streaming video from youtube, google video, etc using this site
To convert the video from VLC-compatible to something else, check out the webmaster's blog
2. [Poll #697408]