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Thought I'd work at getting my fic journal up to date (for once) and I remembered these. Letters, written last January, for svz_insanity on her birthday. (Stacey, you don't mind, do you?)

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To combat the sorry state of English education in Japan, students at all grade levels are now required to exchange letters with a native speaker. The program calls for U.S. students to write first -- because they are more likely to quit -- so these are in reply to svz_insanity's introductory letter.


Hey,

I'm a freshman at Seishun Middle School and I play tennis. That's all. Don't struggle with your reply, I don't need the English practice anyway.

Also, happy birthday.

-Ryouma Echizen


Dear STACEY,

To answer your question, I have been introduced to a number of political figures as a consequence of my work with my father, who is the director of police in Tokyo. Their names are R_____ of the Liberal Democratic Party, M_____ of the Liberal Democratic Party, T_______ of the Liberal Democratic Party, and M______ of the New Party Nippon. I don't know any pop stars or idols personally, but I am closely aquaintanted with one minor fashion model.

I can't say very much about my work with my father. It is by nature fairly sensitive. I am sure you understand.

Sixteen is an important age. Don't lessen your commitment to your schoolwork. Obey your parents. Be courteous and polite. Most importantly, and I am sure you need no reminder of this, always follow the law. Good people are rewarded with good lives.

Sincerely,
Light Yagami


Dear Ms. Insanity,

My sources inform me that you've recently exchanged letters with a Tokyo University freshman named Light Yagami. These letters may contain information relevant to an ongoing invesitigation of international importance. My people will contact you in the next few days. If you agree to help us, you will be furthering a cause of great justice.

-L

P.S. Happy Birthday, Ms. Insanity

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Speaking of gift ficlets, eeeeee Suzumiya Haruhi!