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It's Death Note fanfiction, of course, this time of the ridiculously wordy and crackheaded variey. This is so obviously taken from Borges it's not even funny; if it was any more obvious I'd be committing plagiarism.

SPOILERS for up to chapter 40, but please read it anyway? I've probably made at least five mistakes in the first paragraph alone, because there are WAY too many Big Words in this one.

Aizawa has a personality now! We must celebrate with fanfiction! )

Aizawa, btw, is the one with the afro. His character is nothing like this because, like I said, this is pure Borges. Also besides the Borges this was written immediately after watching Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead existentialist Hamlet which, while not a direct influence, certainly put me in a weird mood.

EDIT Very late addendum because this has been bothering me. Though I alluded to Borges and plagiarism when I posted this, I failed to state clearly:

The story structure of Former Investigator -- a short introduction foreshadowing doom, followed by the introduction of a shady character, then a summary of horrible events, concluding with the narrator's disavowel of all involvement -- is lifted from Jorge Luis Borghes' short story Covered Mirrors, published in English in The Aleph and Other Stories (though my copy is from Collected Fictions).

Additionally, the lines

But then, one is always clever in retrospect...The story is short, and dreadfully unpleasant.
and
The shame of ____ is my shame as well, but I have washed my hands of it and do not care anymore.

are from this story.
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My opinions on writing are not interesting, but this guy's are. Ignoring for the moment his apparent hatred for paragraph breaks, the stuff he writes is rational, intelligent, and informative. If you like reading about writing as much as I do, you might want to check it out.

For the record, everything he says about postponment of gratification is true, at least so far as it relates to me.

That was not my announcement. This was:
I have a few more real-life friends on LJ now, which means that I've got a real-life journal --> [livejournal.com profile] onyahbear. If you're one of those people who skip over all the fan-stuff here, you might want to friend that one instead. It doesn't matter to me either way - anyone who friends either journal will be friended back.

It all sounds terribly egotistical when put that way. ^^; Um. I'm gonna steal from myself for a minute here, so that I can ask a very important question.

Is having two journals
a) a sign of incredible arrogance (seriously, do you really have that much to say?),
b) resonable proof of a split personality, or at least a double life, or
c) a good way to measure how anal one is (the peas must never mix with the carrots)?

I myself will be taking the cheap way out; I plead desire for a LJ I can refer to in polite company.
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I've said I don't like writing, and I'll probably say it again because that's what I do- repeat myself. There are a few kinds of writing I particularly dislike [doing]:

1) Shonen Ai. Like to read, don't like to write. Damned peer pressure.
2) Straight Introspection. Don't even like to read, usually. Stylistically the weakest genre of fiction because OMG SO MUCH FECKING EXPOSITION T_T.
3) Anything original, because I don't like to write but do like to imitate. Secretly I am a monkey with an internet connection.

I'd tack some cool links onto this, but they'd mostly be from [livejournal.com profile] auster and you'd have more fun just scrolling through her journal for them. Ah, what the heck:

Proof that God wants you to vote Democrat. I love you, V.
LJ is not an acurate reflection of the world at large. Dude, that is so totally skewed.
What if the whole world could vote in US Presidential election? Undoubtedly even more skewed, but amusing.


DN Fanfiction - Nighttime At the Office
L Introspective for kidinair, to be rewritten until it sucks marginally less )
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S's Amazing Real-Life Adventures ) Featuring Wynton Marsalis )

My notes for class are full of exclaimations!! Surely schoolwork is not that exciting!!!
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Internet was down in our building for a while earlier this week. I spent Sunday in a state of Administration withdrawl, since damnit that series stole my life and ate my soul and reduced me to a barely-conscious zombie, and I was on the VERY LAST STORY when I decided to call it a night on Saturday. I just wanted to put the whole thing behind me before failing all my classes, was that too much to ask?!

RE-WRITE! This is basically just the last two ficlets (from before) with inconsequential things added. It dunno if it's any better, but it is... longer. Um. Same warnings apply as before, namely, Raito/L and I couldn't write poetry if my life depended on it, so don't expect a theme or even terribly interesting descriptions.

La fanfiction: After-school Activities )

The point was to get a little bit away from canon characterization because following a series too closely is boring; I had a lot of trouble since I myself am a boring person. Zut! Final analysis - less coherant than before, but I had fun messing about in L's head. Added psychobabble comes courtesy of this essay.
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The Passion : Christians + S&Mers :: Harper's Ferry : abolisionists + good ol' boys )

Clever enough to justify a second post? Probably not. But, since I'm talking movies anyway, and *points to title*…

Garden State is a wonderful movie (it's not that I like everything I see, it's just that I only talk about the things I like). )

And! The son of the return of the geekish reactionary statement!
FMA 46 & 47 )
Naruto 209 )

Venting on livejournal is unhealthy and not at all therapeutic )
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Although acually this weekend was 80 degrees and muggy. I'm back at college! And, what's more, glad to be here. Did I really forget how much I liked it?

My goal on arrival was to get the more reticent of my frinds to drink the Ouzo I smuggled through three airports and across four state lines, possibly the most illegal thing I've ever done (sad?). Now that there's nothing left but a licorish aftertaste - still, because that was last night and friends don't let friends post drunk - I guess my new goal is to avoid bad parties. I have this theory that you can be happy anwhere provided you make a sincere effort. Doublethink, you see. The only problem is that sometimes self-deception is too much work, which is what happened toward the end of last night. End disclaimer!

Begin theories! )

Possibly the worst part about packing is that you inevitably have to unpack.
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But First, the Olympics )

Icons! I get minus ten Cool Points (CP) for stealing the subject line of this post from [livejournal.com profile] falxumbra. A few days ago Bartlett's Familiar Quotations and I sat down to discuss the best way to chop up claasic quotes. And when the tears had dried, this was the result:

[6] Death Note
[5] Full Metal Alchemist
[4] Beck. EDIT! [6]
[3] Saiyuki Gaiden
[2] Random Manga
[1]... just kidding. [7] Children's Books that I scanned myself.
I really, really wanted to do some Naruto ones but I got sick of editing.

Did I Mention that I've Never Done this Before? Ever? )
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Fanart time!

Death Note Banjo - Lineart )

Also this needs to be colored but I have no idea what colors to use (other than that L's pants should be dark). Any suggestions?
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So today I got frustrated by the larger branches that just would. Not. Be cut! and swung the chainsaw a little too wildly. Long story short: I half cut through the tip of my left index finger. Doctor said the stitches should be out in a week and I should regain feeling in a month. I lucked out, basically.

But at least now I can see the humor in this situation? )

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